The
Golden Snout

is awarded on the basis of worthless content and potential for jocular response to absence of meaning. Stupidity, ordinary bad taste and mere incompetence are not criteria for this award.

The more Golden Snouts bestowed on a category, the more amusing its worthlessness. It thus overvalues emptiness while treasuring the ability to enjoy tacky, cheeseball design or overrated intellectual achievement.

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